RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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