I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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