Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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