i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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