; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
