I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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