I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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