Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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