hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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