Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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