Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
my being single is dangerous.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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