we're blogging at a bar
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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