i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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