How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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