He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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