i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Randomize
