I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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