Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
