He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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