but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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