Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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