no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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