At least make sure they are 18
Why
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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