So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
