We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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