Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize