How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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