You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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