between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
i out mim tonsoeep
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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