It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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