There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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