The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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