sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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