omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's great music for shaving your balls
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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