I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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