Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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