i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
