i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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