I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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