pedialite and red bull = repair kit
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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