i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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