there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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