WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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