she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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