I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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