your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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