He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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