have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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