do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The Olympian is in my bed
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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