I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
