I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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