Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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