According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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