I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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