i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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